Rewatching my guilty pleasure tv show.
too straight for gay people too gay for straight people
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
commander shepard rattling off monologues from human scifi movies every time she has to make a speech and the humans in the team just snorting under their breath while the aliens are like “wow did she just make this up out of nowhere? this is amazing”
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.
Thanks to some timely intervention from a friend, I was able to file my taxes on time and get some money back instead of having to pay bullshit fees. 🎉