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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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i miss her i keep finding things i want to send to her and i cant i wish i could go back and handle things better but idk if it would have helped

Brain: wanna listen to a thing

Me: okay. *puts on music*

Brain: NO. BAD.

Me: okay… *puts on podcast*

Brain: ಠ_ಠ

Me: okay, but like… *puts on critical role*

Brain: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Me: okay???? *puts on John Oliver*

Brain: 👎🏻🙅‍♀️🔪

Me: *sobbing* okay I guess we’ll just not listen to anything.

Brain:

Brain:

Brain:

Brain: hey. I wanna listen to something.

ARG

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TIL That Sean Connery single handedly beat up four men in a night club while Michael Caine held his coat.

source seems legit also goals